My Dragon Can Take Your Unicorn bumper sticker

A joke that lands immediately. Which is the correct behaviour for a bumper sticker.

Durable vinyl. Made for the outside of a vehicle, or a window, a laptop, or a case.

Standard bumper size. Sized for a bumper, a window, or a laptop.

• Vinyl bumper sticker, weather-resistant
• Reads: My Dragon Can Take Your Unicorn
• For vehicles, windows, laptops, and similar smooth surfaces
• SKU: EBMYD

Dragons and unicorns are the two great fantastical beasts of the Western imagination, and they have opposite temperaments: one hoards, guards, and burns, and the other is pure and elusive and cannot be caught by anyone dishonest. Setting them against each other is a good joke because everyone already knows the temperaments without being told.

If you want more than that from a bumper sticker, we cannot help you, and we would rather not pretend to. It is funny, it is vinyl, and it goes on a car.

1. Clean the surface thoroughly and let it dry before applying.
2. Peel and place it carefully, smoothing outward from the center to avoid bubbles.
3. Choose the spot with some care, since removal can be difficult.
4. Keep it clear of wipers, sensors, and anything that needs to move.

• My Other Car Is A Broom Bumper Sticker: the other joke, for the same bumper.
• Magic Happens Bumper Sticker: the cheerful one.
• Minds Are Like Parachutes Bumper Sticker: the serious one.
• Magnetic Bumper Sticker Holder: for those who would rather not commit to the paintwork.
• Moonstone Bottle Necklace with Unicorn: for the unicorn side of the argument.

What does it say?

My Dragon Can Take Your Unicorn.

What is it made of?

Weather-resistant vinyl, made to survive being on the outside of a car.

Does it need cleansing?

No. It is a vinyl sticker. Do not put salt on it.

How do I apply it?

Clean and dry the surface first, then peel and smooth it outward from the center.

Will it survive a car wash?

Applied properly to a clean surface, yes.