Protected By Witchcraft Bumper Sticker
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- Primary Spiritual Use: Protection
- Secondary Spiritual Use: Wisdom
- Material: Vinyl
- Element: Earth
- Planet: Saturn
- Zodiac: Capricorn
- Chakra: Root
- Ruling Day: Saturday
- Tradition: Wiccan/eclectic
- Intent: Protection, Wisdom
Protected By Witchcraft, ringed by a pentacle border: the honest vinyl warning label of the practicing driver. We sell it as a sticker, not a shield, it requires no cleansing and projects no aura, and its actual mechanism is the oldest one in the book: declaring, at a glance and with a grin, that this car belongs to somebody whose religion the tailgater probably shouldn't test.
At a glance
Key Features of This Bumper Sticker
The classic declaration. Protected By Witchcraft, said plainly.
Pentacle border. The encircled star framing the message.
Honest vinyl. A sticker doing sticker work, cheerfully.
The particulars
Product Details
- Vinyl bumper sticker; message: Protected By Witchcraft with pentacle border
- Apply to a clean, dry, smooth surface
The Joke and the Emblem
"Protected by" stickers began as security-company boilerplate, and the craft's version is the genre's best inversion: the same deadpan format, a rather different underwriter. The pentacle border does double duty, to fellow practitioners it reads as a friendly flag on the highway, and to everyone else it supplies exactly the ambiguity that makes the joke land. Whether any actual warding rides along is between you and your practice; the vinyl itself, we cheerfully confirm, performs none. It declares, it amuses, and it finds the other witches in the parking lot, which is honest work for three square inches of adhesive.
Step by step
How To Apply
- Clean and dry the surface, peel, place, and smooth from the center outward.
- Bumper is traditional; laptops, cauldron cases, and broom closets also accept wards.
Good company
Pairs Well With
- Pentagram Bumper Sticker, 3 x 3 Inches the emblem solo for the adjacent panel.
- Pagans Do It In The Woods Bumper Sticker the companion joke.
- Protection Oil, 4 Dram for drivers who prefer their warding in liquid form too.
Before you buy
Frequently Asked Questions
Does the sticker actually protect my car?
The vinyl performs no magic, and we will always say so plainly. Any warding is your practice's department; the sticker handles the announcement.
Is the border a pentagram or a pentacle?
A pentacle: the five-pointed star within a circle, the craft's emblem of the elements crowned by spirit.
Will it survive weather?
It is made for bumpers; sun and rain are the job. Sheltered placements always last longer.
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