Pagans Do It In The Woods Bumper Sticker
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- Primary Spiritual Use: Grounding
- Secondary Spiritual Use: Connection
- Material: Vinyl
- Element: Earth
- Planet: Venus
- Zodiac: Taurus
- Chakra: Root
- Ruling Day: Friday
- Tradition: Wiccan/eclectic
- Intent: Grounding, Connection
The Pagans Do It In The Woods bumper sticker from AzureGreen reads "Pagans do it in the woods" over a nighttime woodland scene of a man leading a woman into the trees. It is a joke sticker for a car, laptop, or water bottle, sold individually.
At a glance
Key Features of This Bumper Sticker
The venerable double entendre. A wink that has adorned pagan bumpers for decades.
Honest vinyl. A sticker, sold as a sticker, doing sticker work.
Outdoor grade. Made for bumpers; equally at home on laptops, journals, and toolboxes.
The particulars
Product Details
- Vinyl bumper sticker; apply to a clean, dry, smooth surface
- Sold individually
The Fine Tradition of Pagan Bumper Wit
Pagan culture has always carried its identity with a wink, and the bumper sticker is its native folk art: a way of being visible, a nod between strangers in traffic, and a small refusal to be entirely serious about the deeply serious business of loving the woods. This one is among the oldest jokes in the genre, and it holds up. It also happens to be true; the woods are, in fact, where a great deal of it happens, ritual most definitely included.
Step by step
How To Apply
- Clean and dry the surface, peel, place, and smooth from the center outward.
- Choose your audience; this one starts conversations.
Good company
Pairs Well With
- Never Piss Off A Witch Bumper Sticker the warning to go with the wink.
- Have A Faerie Nice Day Bumper Sticker the sweeter neighbor on the bumper.
- Pagan Year Poster, 8.5 x 11 Inches the calendar of everything done in the woods.
Before you buy
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a spiritual item?
No, and we will not pretend otherwise: it is a vinyl sticker with a good joke on it. The spirituality is yours; the sticker just advertises it.
Where can I put it?
Any clean, dry, smooth surface: bumper, laptop, cauldron lid, camp cooler. Smooth from the center outward to avoid bubbles.
Will it survive weather?
It is made for bumpers, so rain and sun are in the job description; a sheltered spot always extends the run.
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