Never Piss Off A Witch Bumper Sticker
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- Primary Spiritual Use: Protection
- Secondary Spiritual Use: Cleansing
- Element: Earth
- Planet: Saturn
- Zodiac: Capricorn
- Chakra: Root
- Ruling Day: Saturday
- Tradition: Wiccan/eclectic
- Intent: Protection, Cleansing
Never Piss Off A Witch: the classic warning, in sticker form. This is a bumper sticker, and we sell it as exactly that, a piece of wry witch pride for the back of the car, the laptop lid, or the cauldron cabinet. The previous version of this page described it as a portable protection talisman, and we would rather be straight with you: the protection here is social. People do give the broom lane a little more room.
At a glance
Key Features
The classic line. Fair warning, cheerfully given, in the great tradition of witchy car humor.
Sticks where stickers stick. Bumper, rear windshield, laptop, journal, toolbox.
Honest goods. A sticker sold as a sticker, no consecration implied.
The particulars
Product Details
- Bumper sticker; apply to a clean, dry, smooth surface
- Sold individually
Why We Carry It
Witch humor has a long, proud bumper history, and the joke does a little honest work: it names the driver as a witch, out loud and in traffic, which is its own small act of visibility. If you want actual protection work, the shop is full of it; this is the wink you put on the car afterward.
Step by step
How To Apply
- Clean and dry the surface, peel, place, and smooth from the center outward.
- Or keep it off the car: laptops, journals, and cauldron shelves take stickers too.
Good company
Pairs Well With
- Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Witches Bumper Sticker the companion warning.
- Have a Faerie Nice Day! Bumper Sticker the friendlier face of the same bumper.
- Protected By Angels Bumper Sticker the blessing to ride beside the warning.
Before you buy
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a protection talisman?
No, it is a bumper sticker with a good joke on it, and we say so plainly. The protective work in this shop lives in the candles, oils, and stones; this is the humor department.
Where can I put it?
Any clean, dry, smooth surface: bumper, rear windshield, laptop, journal, toolbox. Smooth from the center outward to avoid bubbles.
Can I remove it later?
As with any bumper sticker, removal is easiest from glass and hard surfaces; use care and patience on painted bumpers.
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