Never Piss Off A Witch Bumper Sticker

The classic line. Fair warning, cheerfully given, in the great tradition of witchy car humor.

Sticks where stickers stick. Bumper, rear windshield, laptop, journal, toolbox.

Honest goods. A sticker sold as a sticker, no consecration implied.

• Bumper sticker; apply to a clean, dry, smooth surface
• Sold individually
• SKU: EBNEVP

Witch humor has a long, proud bumper history, and the joke does a little honest work: it names the driver as a witch, out loud and in traffic, which is its own small act of visibility. If you want actual protection work, the shop is full of it; this is the wink you put on the car afterward.

1. Clean and dry the surface, peel, place, and smooth from the center outward.
2. Or keep it off the car: laptops, journals, and cauldron shelves take stickers too.

• Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Witches Bumper Sticker: the companion warning.
• Have a Faerie Nice Day! Bumper Sticker: the friendlier face of the same bumper.
• Protected By Angels Bumper Sticker: the blessing to ride beside the warning.

Is this a protection talisman?

No, it is a bumper sticker with a good joke on it, and we say so plainly. The protective work in this shop lives in the candles, oils, and stones; this is the humor department.

Where can I put it?

Any clean, dry, smooth surface: bumper, rear windshield, laptop, journal, toolbox. Smooth from the center outward to avoid bubbles.

Can I remove it later?

As with any bumper sticker, removal is easiest from glass and hard surfaces; use care and patience on painted bumpers.