Never Stand Between a Dog and the Hydrant Bumper Sticker
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- Primary Spiritual Use: Wisdom
- Secondary Spiritual Use: Protection
- Material: Vinyl
- Element: Air
- Planet: Mercury
- Zodiac: Gemini, Virgo
- Chakra: Throat
- Ruling Day: Wednesday
- Tradition: Modern eclectic
- Intent: Wisdom, Protection
Never Stand Between a Dog and the Hydrant: sound advice, in sticker form. This is a bumper sticker, 11.5 by 3 inches of plain good humor for the dog household, and we sell it as exactly that. The previous version of this page described it as a pet protection energy tool, which was asking a great deal of vinyl; the truth is simpler and better. It is a dog joke, and dog jokes belong on cars.
At a glance
Key Features
A solid dog joke. Timeless advice for pedestrians everywhere.
Full bumper size. 11.5 by 3 inches, readable at a respectful following distance.
Honest goods. A sticker sold as a sticker.
The particulars
Product Details
- Bumper sticker, approximately 11.5" x 3"
- Apply to a clean, dry, smooth surface; sold individually
Step by step
How To Apply
- Clean and dry the surface, peel, place, and smooth from the center outward.
- Bumper, crate side, laptop, or the lid of the treat bin; stickers are flexible that way.
Good company
Pairs Well With
- Never Piss Off A Witch Bumper Sticker for the household with a witch and a dog.
- Have a Faerie Nice Day! Bumper Sticker more good cheer for the same bumper.
- Play Nice with the Other Kids Bumper Sticker the companion piece of good advice.
Before you buy
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a spiritual item?
No, and we would rather say so than pretend. It is a dog joke on a bumper sticker, sold in a spiritual shop because witches have dogs and dogs have hydrants.
Where can I put it?
Any clean, dry, smooth surface: bumper, rear windshield, laptop, crate. Smooth from the center outward to avoid bubbles.
Can I remove it later?
As with any bumper sticker, removal is easiest from glass and hard surfaces; use care and patience on painted bumpers.
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