Tree Hugging Dirt Worshipper bumper sticker
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- Primary Spiritual Use: Wisdom
- Secondary Spiritual Use: Protection
- Element: Earth
- Planet: Venus
- Zodiac: Taurus
- Chakra: Root
- Ruling Day: Friday
- Tradition: Wiccan/eclectic
- Intent: Wisdom, Protection
The Tree Hugging Dirt Worshipper bumper sticker from AzureGreen reads "Tree Hugging Dirt Worshipper." It takes the old insult and wears it proudly, for Pagans and earth lovers, on a car, laptop, or water bottle.
At a glance
Key Features
- The classic slogan. Owned, not apologized for.
- Bumper-grade vinyl. Made to live outdoors on a moving vehicle.
- Reads at a red light. Which is the whole art form.
- By AzureGreen. Purveyors of pagan bumper honesty since forever.
The particulars
Product Details
- Tree Hugging Dirt Worshipper bumper sticker, vinyl
- Apply to a clean, dry surface; smooth from one edge to avoid bubbles
Step by step
How To Use
- Clean the spot. Vinyl bonds best to a washed, dried bumper.
- Stick it on straight. Or at a rakish angle; the dirt does not judge.
- Drive. Let the highway do the evangelizing.
Good company
Pairs Well With
- Triple Moon Bumper Sticker the Goddess for the other side of the bumper.
- White Sage Smudge Stick for the car's interior life.
- Magical Herbalism by Scott Cunningham for the dirt-worship curriculum.
Before you buy
Frequently Asked Questions
Is it weatherproof?
It is bumper-sticker vinyl, made for rain, sun, and highway miles.
Does it have magical properties?
It has adhesive properties. The magic is in the grin it earns in traffic.
Will it come off later?
With patience and warm soapy water, like all its kind. Commit accordingly.
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