Tree Hugging Dirt Worshipper bumper sticker

• The classic slogan. Owned, not apologized for.
• Bumper-grade vinyl. Made to live outdoors on a moving vehicle.
• Reads at a red light. Which is the whole art form.
• By AzureGreen. Purveyors of pagan bumper honesty since forever.

• Tree Hugging Dirt Worshipper bumper sticker, vinyl
• Apply to a clean, dry surface; smooth from one edge to avoid bubbles

1. Clean the spot. Vinyl bonds best to a washed, dried bumper.
2. Stick it on straight. Or at a rakish angle; the dirt does not judge.
3. Drive. Let the highway do the evangelizing.

• Triple Moon Bumper Sticker: the Goddess for the other side of the bumper.
• White Sage Smudge Stick: for the car's interior life.
• Magical Herbalism by Scott Cunningham: for the dirt-worship curriculum.

Is it weatherproof?

It is bumper-sticker vinyl, made for rain, sun, and highway miles.

Does it have magical properties?

It has adhesive properties. The magic is in the grin it earns in traffic.

Will it come off later?

With patience and warm soapy water, like all its kind. Commit accordingly.